"Excuse me? Hi, it's my bachelorette party. I have this card here that says I'm supposed to find a bald man and kiss him on his head. I couldn't help noticing from across the bar...would you mind if I kissed the top of your head?"
She came back a minute later to do it again because her mother had forgotten to take a picture.
Teague, you are a true public servant.
ReplyDeleteoh, dear, teague...
ReplyDelete(who brings their mom to their bachlorette party? although i guess i can't claim a lot of experience w/ bachlorette parties...)