While cruising the internet for info on Giant Food for my thesis, I wandered over to IGA. IGA isn't so much a chain of grocery stores as a name (and a distribution network, I think) that can be licensed by independent grocery stores. I'm a fan of local grocery stores, so that's good. But wait until you hear THE IGA ANTHEM! You will be so overcome with emotion that you will march straight to your nearest IGA to shop for ground beef out of sheer "hometown pride."
It's several minutes long, so you might not make it all the way. My favorite part is the overdramatic drums throughout. I'm trying to picture the marketing meeting where they came up with this, and it's just not working.
(P.S.: "I know that you're as proud of me as I am proud of you.")